Get the Best Family Activities
Stop Eating Cake Out of the Garbage, You Already Brushed Your Teeth
Did You Put Syrup on the Dog?
We Do Not Poop in Books
Reprinted from THINGS I’VE SAID TO MY CHILDREN Copyright © 2015 by Nathan Ripperger. Published by Ten Speed Press, an imprint of Penguin Random House LLC, on September 15, 2015.